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Mrs. Monk's Would-be Diary, should have been written by Mrs. Monk, since she is the "Writer" in the family.
However, since she is a writer only in the conceptual sense, I have undertaken to fill these pages on her behalf.
If not by her, these pages will certainly be about her, and other important matters of the day

Leslie Monk, the long suffering.
 

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Portable Kisses 14 February 2006

Portable kisses in the back of a car,

A loving kiss for my new guitar,

Goodbye kisses are a sad affair,

Hello kisses are a walk upstairs,

 

For someone, somewhere,

But not me.

 

Monkey kisses are for grooming fleas,

The blowings of kisses are just a tease,

And Charlie's kisses are a wake up call,

And let us face it, that is not all,

 

For someone, somewhere.

But not me

 

I have not yet caught a mouse.

There are no unwelcome gifts about the house

My shiny fur is free of louse

And my posing pouch ,  is as it should be.

 

For someone, somewhere.

But not for me

 

Is my breath as sweet as a pickle?

Do my whiskers tickle? Just A little?

Or do I need the Listerine?

Give me French Lets make a scene,

 

For someone.

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